There is only one True Word

Some of them are pretty spot on.

• Internet Explorer - 9/10, explores the internet, nothing to argue about
• Windows - 8/10, kinda simplistic but it does have windows
• Word - 10/10, it is for words, short, to the point

Quantum computing reality vs quantum computing in popculture and marketing follows precisely the same line as quantum physics reality vs popular quantum physics.

• Reality: Mostly boring multiplication of matrices, big engineering challenges, extremely interesting stuff if you’re a nerd that loves the frontiers of human knowledge
• Cranks: Literally magic, AntMan Quantummania was a documentary, give us all money

There’s something hauntingly beautiful in levelling “you also haven’t been touched by a woman loser” against a married man with a child

We already have this, it’s just a Tesla with “FSD” on

Setting my oven to YOLO Mode and dying in a fire 7 seconds later

Why did you have to make the strawberry sexy