Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.

No, she’s just ghosting you.

Jaws is a spy movie henchman, not a horror movie villain.

I could probably take Nurse Ratched in a fight.

Treason doth never prosper; what’s the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

- John Harrington

Archimedes: Hold my wine.

Metroid wasn’t first. Games like Pitfall II and Montezuma’s Revenge predate it.

As for the “Metroidvania” name, originally it just applied to Castlevania games in the Metroid mould (particularly in the GBA/DS days when there were a tonne of them) but people just started applying it to the entire genre. It was always a terrible name.

I thought he had a tear running down his cheek.

Found one.

What’s Upcat?

It asked Updog for a boost.

Well yeah, it’s NASA.

Using an LLM to play chess is like using autocorrect to write a novel.

Better than Rowling

I scored 9 out of 10! Can you tell a coder from a cannibal? 💻🔪 https://vole.wtf/coder-serial-killer-quiz/

The more unkempt and dishevelled they look, the more likely they are to be a language inventor.

Which he wouldn’t be.

Chorus line of people.
Dancing till they make us stop.

Games continue to get cheaper to make as middleware improves and advancing hardware lessens the need for optimisation. If companies choose to spend more on games despite this then that’s their problem.

Unfortunately the USA hates public transit.

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And the prevalence of guillotine-posting here shows that that attitude transcends political affiliation.