Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.

What an absolute moron.

I love that you have a foot in both worlds. Carburetor in one hand, federated instance in another. You’re my hero, dude.

MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED. PLEASE EVACUATE THE INSTANCE.

Shoegaze 4 lyfe.

It’s the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

A duvet that hasn’t been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.

I see only one frank. We have been deceived.

Johnny Five, alive!