I’ve worked jobs where, at times of peak business, office staff were asked to volunteer for paid shifts

You’ve worked some shit jobs.

“perhaps”

His defense will be “I’m too stupid to be sued”.

Guys we don’t have enough delivery drivers for the holidays. Come on down and “volunteer” or you might just find yourself passed over for future promotions. You might think differently but you’re just a disposable peon. The night of the delivery you might feel a slight sting. That’s pride fuckin’ with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shit.

Matt Walsh was the only one who used an aibot to rewrite the cheat sheet in “his own words”. The others were too dumb to even do that.

How did you hear about this? Seems a bit odd he’d brag about it over 50 years later. Yeah, son, I faked a condition to get out of the war like a total coward. Don’t think I’m any less of a badass though. I’m still a total badass.