Close friend is getting married 😭

Yeah, I’m pretty sure ICE are paid

Nobody wants to go to your party, doofus

We’re all going to our local 50501’s planned event (mines right by my city hall, I can walk there!)

We instead have something I like to call “Corpo-brutalism”

It’s like Brutalism, but with random colorful rectangles

Edit is good =)

Not great advice for certain thinkings which should not be done XD

https://youtube.com/shorts/EQxsf-IMctk

It’s a reference to the saying “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

The second word is a (probably poorly, I hardly know any German) made-up compound word for “horse grenades”, so it’s handshoes and horse grenades instead

September for Americans

Handschuhe und Pferdegranaten

Crazy how quickly things get out of hand when you’ve got tiny baby hands

No, an increase in cell size would increase page count multiplicatively. Cells twice as tall would print the same amount as printing twice

I’m pretty sure we can work something out where he’s president for life but we still have an election in 2025…

I heard someone say that every one of these memes is better without the “No one:” part, and they have yet to be wrong

Trick is to finish the job before it starts didn’t-ing

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

What a pain!

Maybe this world is one worth living in… XD

“It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”