As someone who had their life ruined by a speeding driver who ignored a red light, fuck anyone who speeds.

The leopards are going to wind up obese before this is over.

I’ve been driving for 30 years and guess what? Never got a single ticket. It’s actually a tax on the stupid, the arrogant, and the impatient. And I’m super fine with that.

I used to send marketing emails for my company. I can’t imagine what the poor kid who botched that is dealing with. People need to accept that mistakes happen. And I don’t even like Tim’s.

More at 11. In unrelated news, man uses piece of random scrap wood he’s been saving since 1978.