The sign says “No Ticks Club”. We’re allowed to have one.

St. Louis?

/s

Or, hear me out here, because I know this is complicated:

Just don’t be a nazi

“If you hit my car, I’ll cum”

You must really enjoy talking to the insurance company

Yep, that’s him

The typo was camouflaed ;)

Nothing much, what’s up with you right meow?

You sure it wasn’t Upcat?

Same energy:

If a moth wore jeans, would they wear them like this or like this? [the images are left to the reader’s imagination]

You should’ve been listening the teacher more closely

I think some websites sold theirs in staggered batches rather than just letting them all sell out on day 1

Turns out you weren’t vigilant enough to prevent this attack. It’s okay, I’m sure you’ll be better prepared next time.

Did someone tell you to “feel worse soon” if you took a well day?

(I say this in jest)

Turns out when you vote to have rights taken away (yours and others), that’s exactly what happens.

P.S. They didn’t turn on you. They were always against you. You were just a useful idiot. Congratulations, you played yourself.

I just typed 1 for them, they should be good now.

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Doing well in school would lead to a fulfilling life. Turns out you’re supposed to learn a bunch of other stuff along the way too, whoopsie.