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My ex asked someone in Mass one time where she thought a good place to go for a drink was, and she said “Bar Noir”, but pronounced it “bah no ah”. He thought she said "Bar; ‘No R’ " and took it to be a play on the local accent and told her how clever it was. She just replied, angrily, “YOU’RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.”

“Bah, no AH!” or "you’re being an asshole " is still a common response when someone asks where to go and nobody has anywhere in mind.

we look forward to identifying opportunities to work together with Ms. Carano in the near future.

I thought words like “identifying” are considered hate speech to these trogs

I have a hotcat picture too!

This was during a freak 100°F heat wave in the PNW recently. I don’t have aircon so it was a rough weekend, but she found a way to relax through it!

I definitely go in with a purpose, and with a paper list that I hold clenched in my claws like it’s the last good thing I will ever hold.

If I don’t do that, I will go in to grab the one thing I need, but will become distracted seeing things I do need, but not as much as the one thing. After amassing an armful of kinda-needed-items, I will check myself out and go home, where I immediately remember I did not grab the one thing I needed.

It’s stressful as all get-out, and made so much worse by increasing costs. My face hurts when I am shopping because I can’t stop grimacing lol