I agree with your timings, but Spain has an obesity rate of over 20%, so I would say seldom is a serious underestimation.

Also, Spain is not a mystical domain filled with elves, of course people are lazy, over-eat, and snack in excess. They are human after all.

Come on, this is just a joke adults will understand while children will not. If you think double entendres are censorship, I don’t know what to tell you.