My oil always has sparkles in it, it makes my car feel pretty

It’s based on what trump posted on Truth anouncing the bombing, ending it with “now is the time for peace”. Wild thing to say

I’m not getting the metaphor at all here

Odd choice to have the second example a micrograph of a dog’s rectum

A lady at the grocery store, unprompted, told me the poorly stacked water cases were DEI. Boomers have 0 idea what the acronym even means