I fall into “rude coworker” territory, but have managed to do really well in my career. Different groups at my company have requested me to move to them, was just promoted to Expert in my software product, and actually just got offered a job with a 30% raise by one of the clients I work with (which I ultimately accepted and start next month).

My secret is that I’m a hard worker and I’m very thorough with everything I do. I take mentoring others seriously, and although I’m not naturally a very patient person, I am always patient with my coworkers and clients.

You don’t have to be good at socializing to climb your way up, but you do have to make up for it by actually being good at your job.

oi say it to my fucken face

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Lip from Shameless

Sooo as an elementary school teacher, my mom had a toy box for kids to choose prizes. It was my favorite thing when she’d let me and my brothers pick out a toy or two every summer when we were growing up.

…this is deeply disturbing for me.

Tacos (really good ones like a proper al pastor or birria) and a strong frozen margarita.

Normally, I’d answer my husband. But today, I’ll say Skyrim. I picked it up again after multiple years, and I have loved and played this game since its release in 2011.

Talk all the shit you want, this is one of my favorite nostalgic kicks.