It’s the freedom to hold/observe a party, or no party at all!

Schizophren-AI

Technically, it wasn’t on her lap!

That was amazing though.

Does your roommate?

It’s my dick in a box!

7 of these don’t belong

Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape Navigator?

Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

My friends definitively don’t want me around. lol

My friends

🤔

Now let us buy some American blue jeans and have hamburger sandwiches from McDonald’s.

I think it’s about the Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard created by Western Digital, not some nerd shit.

I thought they were all SATA-nists, but NVMe.

Nice jumper. ;)

A big, red bouncy ball.

All of the most-impactful minds in science were mocked by their contemporaries.

Think about it.

But they would also say that in response to a 100% accurate retelling.

And those hands are way too big.

Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

I admit poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2.

You’re both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter’s birthday party.

No, it will get so much better. And so, so, so much worse. Sometimes in the course of like an hour.