I am writing this in to my new shitposting series immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZ8H52p0Zk

Worf had to go get milk. It was urgent.

You do understand that this comment is going to make me perpetually explode, yeah?

I’ll be honest here - this is the only way I can make this. I’m using an app called ImageToolbox and I tried very hard to get the Edge of The Galaxy font to work. I saddens me deeply that this is the closest that I could get :(

ETA: in the future, I’m going to learn how to use the GNU Image Manipulation Program and hopefully have better results.

No, only heavy iron rock thing can smash hand.

Me am had typographical error. :(

The reality is that every American has experienced this for their entire lives at this point. The actual popular opinion is “I don’t actually care because every public bathroom I have been in since the 40s is like this.”

Me included ( I hope ).

Thanks, I appreciate that :)

I swear that Lemmy is the only place you can consistently find this kind of incredibly niche need joke. Never stop.

Yeah, I know it’s a MOOG. My brain didn’t want to make that the title for some reason. Korg sounded better.

Edit: I guess it also works as advice to use a Korg instead of the MOOG.

What’s sigma?

That shop took a lot of shortcuts on safety. I had to pull a dude out of a mill to prevent a 2" drill going into his head because he tripped into it. Never again will I standby as I put my own hands at risk for efficiency over safety.

Do you have a source for that? I get maybe 2 a year.

This reminds me of the brief stint I had as a Java web developer in the early 2000s. My boss, the VP of the company, told me to throw together an e-commerce site on my last day that everyone knew about. I stared blankly at him for a few seconds then shrugged and turned back around to the IRC chat I had open via SSH.

I was witness to a very gorey and fatal lathe accident. It was bad enough that they shut the shop down for a month and paid for some therapy.

I haven’t checked in on Leon in a while.

Is this one of the ways that Palantir plans to do mass surveillance? I would not be surprised.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they also played Born in the USA and Little Pink Houses to complete the missing the point trifecta.