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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Possibly the cruelest irony of adulthood is that autonomy comes with a shit load of terms and conditions.

    For instance, I could eat cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day if I wanted to. But it would result in diabetes, obesity, and eventually death. So yes, theoretically I could do it. But not if I want to live for very long.

    Damn shame too because I have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies.