Satire is one of life’s greatest pleasures!

Dude got black bagged on the crapper lol!

What movie/show is this clip from?

Like mother like daughter!

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I love my computer, you make me feel alright! every waking hour, and every lonely night! I love my computer, for all you give to me! predictable errors, and no identity! and it’s never been quite so easy, I’ve never been quite so happy!!! all I need to do, is click on you, and we’ll be joined in the most soul-less way! and we’ll never ever ruin each other’s day, cuz when I’m through I just click, and you just go away! I love my computer, you’re always in the mood! I get turned on, when I turn on you! I love my computer, you never ask for more! you can be a princess, or you can be my whore! and it’s never been quite so easy. I’ve never been quite so happy!!! the world outside is so big, but it’s safe in my domain, because to you, I’m just a number and a clever screen name! all I need to do is click on you! and we’ll be together for eternity, and no one is ever gonna take my love from me, because I’ve got security, her password and a key!

Real men taste their own semen and know that it is salty!

Gotta slow down on the mtn dew man.

I misread the title as “Cycling rear r****d test”

I need to take some wholesumium

There is also Seattle Street Dodgeball at Cal Anderson every Friday and Sunday from 8:30pm until 11:00pm. It is completely free, and you can enter at anytime.

Fake: store was not specified

Gay: Anon has been completely alone for 8 months in his apartment. He has crushing loneliness and all of his friends and family have left him. The only thing that keeps him company are making greentexts and watching hypnodick porn.

*peertube

Allowness unconfirmed

I know arcanum has a manual that is themed like a late 1800’s style research book, which is really cool.

Ah, I see, Anon wishes he gets cuddles and intamacy in a heteroromantic way.

I did go to the mayday protest on the 1st even though I was very hesetant. I did not do much but be part of a number, but I also did not regret it, and it made me more confident in protesting.

*hardcore punk rock

New Pepe unlocked

Based! A very bold move which you don’t care what other people think of it, so yea, based.

Moral Envy is a real thing