when I took my wife to flavortown general they smothered her in grilled onions, gravy, and texas toast. topped her off with a kentucky bourbon mustard. At the end of it all they said “no charge, enjoy your visit to flavorcountry” and that was it.

now imagine that bill in the u.s.!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apg6OHOrhbQ

i think of this tbh