Holy hell this is great. Thank you

How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?

Keep in mind; the crazies… uber Christian crazies… and I can’t say this part loudly enough, NEED there to be a war as it will bring about the second coming of Christ…

This is why every thing the crazies have pushed - moving the us embassy to Jerusalem; backing Israel at every turn, while questioning every other Jewish activity, and tearing up the Iran nuclear deal… they WANT!!! They NEED there to be a war… this is their design.

Some say he’s still on hold, and that call has lasted through 2 phone upgrades; all we know is he’s called the Stig…

Your pupper ??

The Spice must harooooooooooo owoooooooooo

Hey Siri, define "face eating leopard "

I long for the day that ANYTHING close to this happens in the USA

You know what will really bring us together and save our marriage?

You’re watching it … running the AppleTV+ app on your Samsung tv…

Did I get that correct?

That’s too bad, I’m sorry you’re having a bad experience… not like I’m a programmer on it or anything…

I’ve never had any problems but I run it from an AppleTV device So I’m thinking that my sample of 1 means nothing

Sorry for the bother