I ate my twin in the womb.

Fake: OP uploaded a Pepe with the post, so his Pepes are not gone.

Gay: He’s more interested in a male frog than in a girlfriend.

No. I was born sterile, and I’d never be able to afford them anyway.

I don’t understand why these weren’t outright banned after the first time a kid got murdered at one, let alone the umpteenth time.

“Save the children… for me”

-Average MAGA

[x] Doubt

I’m afraid he’ll declare martial law. What happens if he does?

It happened because of how well Musk knows “those vote counting computers.”