What is this title? Is the pollution underground? Is the pollution hiding? Is it being held in a basement while a dude makes a suit out of human skin?

I’m not a father, so already doing a better job than my sperm donor.

A page of text, two “your computer is compromised” fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree…

I graduated high school in 03, a few months/years into the “no child left behind” bullshit. The last week of school, meathead asks, out loud, “why do people read”.

Almost ten years later and that dude has never had a job longer than three months. This. This is why people read…

Edit: i had a friend in highschool who passed away a few years ago, so I only know his employment status from highschool, up to the funeral. Deleted Facebook soon after

When cirque came to Dallas a few years ago, it was a little person with one (big)* balloon! Most fun I’ve had at a show!

Edit: My memory failed me, but here’s a photo from one of the shows: Corteo