You can say “die in hell” in a shoe store to ask for a different pair of shoes.

I didn’t know what “gooner” means, so I tried to look it up. I found multiple uses of this term:

1. Being obsessively online, consuming content that sexually excites you

2. Masturbating for hours

3. Being a fan of soccer/football club Arsenal

And now I still don’t know what is being said in the screenshot.

I once knew a woman who used cut up punch cards as spacers when rolling joints.

~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

Original copies? WTF? I mean, I had this version too, but I never ever saw the originals my disks were a copy of.

I once worked with a guy with the last name of Fick (German for fuck) and a woman with the last name Lazarus. I found both quite cool. The guy in particular was very offensive with his name, always answering the phone with simply “Fick”. I just looked him up and he has changed his last name, probably by marriage. I guess he found it unprofessional in the end.

So this only works in men?