That’s exactly where all the value is. Selling people’s fucking genetic information. What makes it even more valuable is that it can be used against all subsequent descendants of the person that willingly gave it up. Do a DNA test like this and you’re selling out your entire family.

Fucking show up is what you can do.

Spicy water. Gross.

Citations needed

Same when people started calling Hamas “freedom fighters”.

Humanity

It’s not like he needs to uphold the deal beyond ending the war. The US certainly doesn’t honour its agreements anymore.

Thats how the murder of a Serbian devolved into a world war

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was Austrian.

Lessee… trade sovereignty for a free bucket at the driving range. I’ll pass.

I just rewatched Earth Girls are Easy last week and that’d be on my list.

90 minutes of prime Gina Davis in a bikini doesn’t hurt either.

I’m also self employed. My boss is a slave-driving narcissistic cunt, but that fucker still lets me go golfing whenever I want.