Third time’s the charm? Maybe that’s when he’ll have a stroke mid-trial and become locked in his own body?

During the plandemic, my once-proud Texas school district shut down athletics, thus RUINING countless children’s opportunities to get TBIs. Even worse, they used the money to feed every student in every school FOR FREE AND SET UP FUCKING FAMILY FOOD PANTRIES!!! These goddamn fascists went TOO FAR and even brainwashed me into volunteering!

Valedictorian? More like valedictator!!!1!ONE!1

(In case y’all don’t know @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world, if he’s got a genuinely bad take, it’s 98% safe to assume the “/s” is implied)

And so then, instead of dealing with their emotions directly, they send each other cryptic messages by beating up the same classmates.

Judge at court again in a few days: Mmmkayyyy. So, moving to summary judgment…

Ow! My subjugation!

And the whooping is supposed to make me… stop?

The nails… They tickle… The itch is deeper, towards the bone… USE YOUR TEETH.

It’s the hair growing in

It’s great for making fideo! I don’t use it to make fideo, but it’s great if you do!

I have a cast aluminum lefse griddle that I use for almost everything. I’ve had that for a couple of years and use it nearly every day, sometimes twice a day. When it comes to cleanup, I throw cold filtered water on it while it’s still hot, scrape anything left with my metal spatula, and then wait for it to heat up again before shocking it again with cold water and wiping it down with a bar towel. Once a year, I use actual soap or cleaning solution to get any grime off the bottom or the edges.

I also have a cast aluminum caldero that I mostly use to make corn bread, but I might use as a dutch oven or whatever. Cleaning is similar: hot, splash, scrape, hot, splash, wipe.

Just raw cast aluminum getting the shit abused out of it, and it keeps working like a charm.

I probably already read that and forgot because of the aluminum

Not to anthropomorphize LLMs, but… Like a vaccine?

You’re funny. We don’t change our tune in the south. We just claim that you’re singing it wrong.

high pH oceans

Spend your summers playing at the bleach

I prefer cast aluminum cookware. Handles high-heat, can’t rust, cleans super easily, and almost definitely accelerates my inevitable Alzheimer’s.

A Nazi, you say??? We have use for a good scientist! Give him a government position and a research grant!

A gay??? Well, we can’t have that kind of evil roaming free! Blackball the bastard and ruin his genitalia!

All it took was a union leader being unfairly detained under a fascist usurpation of power.

Shit, we shoulda tried that years ago!

No

Who said we’re a serious country? We’re a wacky zany clown show! But less Pagliacci and more John Wayne Gacy…

Every time I look at my microwave, I see a microwave with the correct time. I even set the clock on my hood range.

In fact, the only clock in my house with the incorrect time is the single analog clock in my house with dead batteries…