During the plandemic, my once-proud Texas school district shut down athletics, thus RUINING countless children’s opportunities to get TBIs. Even worse, they used the money to feed every student in every school FOR FREE AND SET UP FUCKING FAMILY FOOD PANTRIES!!! These goddamn fascists went TOO FAR and even brainwashed me into volunteering!
Valedictorian? More like valedictator!!!1!ONE!1
(In case y’all don’t know @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world, if he’s got a genuinely bad take, it’s 98% safe to assume the “/s” is implied)
Third time’s the charm? Maybe that’s when he’ll have a stroke mid-trial and become locked in his own body?