the man Lobs Law Bombs

This is me. Now that I work from home, if I need to print something (maybe 3 times per year), I use a mailing service that will print a pdf and send it to my place. It cost 2€ per document, takes 2-3 days to arrive, but it is still cheaper and less painful than buying a printer.

Don’t give me the remote when watching a show on Prime. That X-Ray feature is dope.

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.

you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

Welcome to the Aitre St Maclou in Rouen! The cemetery was full in the XVIth century, so they built a nice building to keep the old corpses on the upper floors, all windows opened to everything can be nicely ventilated. 200 years later, they turned it into a school.

A more accurate opinion from the government would be: “she’s radical left so no one cares”

Norwegian fjords are freaking deep. When you’re on the shore of Sognefjord, you’re standing in front of a 1300m deep canyon filled with ocean water.