i like that one for how much effort it takes to explain

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that’s a friend.

raccoons make great friends but terrible pets. their shit is full of pathogens harmful to humans. smart compared to skunks, same story. adorable friends, destructive little ninjas when you’re not paying attention.

It says my passwords have been exposed but I am protected by the knights who say ni

Perhaps they meant T.A.Z.