loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Usernameblankface@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoAfter setting a table, when should you expect it to go off?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down15
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareAfter setting a table, when should you expect it to go off?plus-squareUsernameblankface@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 days agoTragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minuteplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareTragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minuteplus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
beansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoWhat do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?plus-squarebeansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 days agoThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Splount@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoYou know what I don't like about people who do yoga?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou know what I don't like about people who do yoga?plus-squareSplount@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 days agoWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?plus-squareMelatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 11 days agoI sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.plus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 days agoI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 12 days agoToday I had a job interview at a mirror factoryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareToday I had a job interview at a mirror factoryplus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agoWhy Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhy Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
EvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoBe careful out there, mon amie. lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBe careful out there, mon amie. lemmy.worldEvilFonzy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 16 days agoPregante? lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagePregante? lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 17 days agoThere was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageThere was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres lemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Trex202@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoWhy we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWhy we don't build houses with silver nailslemmy.worldTrex202@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 17 days agoI accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night.plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.caEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 17 days agoWe're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWe're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.caEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish · 20 days agoEveryone should know the best time on a clock.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareEveryone should know the best time on a clock.plus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agoA truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freewayplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the freewayplus-squareWhatsHerBucket@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
