Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareThe airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoWe're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareWe're choosing a musical name for our baby daughter.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoIn 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIn 2021, the World Health Organization proved conclusively that Covid cannot be transmitted through pets, thus enabling the release of thousands of dogs that have been kept in quarantine.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoTwo cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareTwo cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIt doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days in the year and fathers only have one.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days in the year and fathers only have one.plus-squareQuilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink