Last year I identified a workplace poop toilet for myself. It’s in the next building over. It’s a single toilet. A men’s toilet. It’s outside a large office in which only women work. So this toilet is always unused. Always clean. Always private. If I (rarely ever) need to poop at work, this is where I go.
Today I was on my way and a work acquaintance intercepted me. Every turn I took, he seemed to be going the same way and was telling me about his mother’s fractured hip along the way. I had to walk twice as far beyond where I intended and finally shook him with a bogus excuse for needing to go to some unrelated department; and then had to check around corners while I double back.
I’ve made it though. Just wanted to update you all about this while I’m on the throne.
Rarely? I tend to plan to shit at work so I get paid to do it and don’t use any consumables I’d otherwise have to pay for.
Since getting a bidet at home, away games aren’t fun at all.
There are portable bidets that are basically water containers with squirt nozzles. If not on hand, you can always use an empty water bottle. But yes, a proper bidet is still king.
A water bottle and some elbow grease.
Is that to lube up your asshole before you insert the bottle?
One I upgraded to an extended bowl/extra tall, nothing else will do. Plenty of room in the front for my junk and the water level of way down there so no splash-back.
You just gotta plan properly:
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Never as good as home field advantage, but it makes away games enjoyable.
The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.
As appealing as that sounds, the awesomeness of having the Steam Deck for a top tier gaming poop at home can’t be undervalued.
I have a work sp and cell phone for such times.