We dressed like this in the 80s and 90s, too, and still do. Despite all the various fashion movements over time, my experience is that most people dress like this most of the time. The fashion of simple comfortable clothing changes very slowly.

Maybe fashion is just…unicyclical.

(I’ll see myself out, but I’m also here all week).

No. The teens from 2006 were dressed like the ones from 1973. Order of incidence.