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      3 days ago

      I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch

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        I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.

        It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.

        The roommates situation on the other hand?…

        Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge

        Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?

        Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.