SuperLemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

lemmy.world

message-square
290
link
fedilink
512

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

lemmy.world

Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
message-square
290
link
fedilink
  • iii@mander.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    218
    ·
    edit-2
    4 days ago

    The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry, if that’s what you’re after

    • Windex007@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      89
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.

      Don’t take the bait.

      Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.

      Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        24
        ·
        4 days ago

        Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          4 days ago

          Sarcastic “cool” works even better.

      • Gigasser@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        This would be my response: “Oh wow! That’s so cool, I didn’t know Casio made watches that expensive!”

      • FiremanEdsRevenge@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        4 days ago

        Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.

      • FireIced
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        4 days ago

        Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait

        • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          8
          ·
          4 days ago

          Yeah, bait for them. The point is to make them more mad than you are, that’s how you damage their social reputation.

          • FireIced
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            4 days ago

            They can hit you with the “you’re cringe” and then your reputation is damaged

            • iii@mander.xyz
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              9
              ·
              4 days ago

              “No U” - reputation saved

              • FireIced
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                edit-2
                4 days ago

                Oh, the oldest trick in the book

                There’s still the uno reverse picture. So many counters! Exciting!

                • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  3 days ago

                  I don’t know if you’re being serious or not.

                  You’ve got to follow the pulse of the crowd. “You’re cringe” either sounds like the final blow to a shaky-legged cringe lord, or the last gasp of air from a voice-cracking, 14-year-old tough guy, depending on who the crowd is already inclined to agree with and possibly on whether they know what a floppy drive is.

                  The bottom line, though, is if you can get the crowd to cheer, then you can get other people to cheer.

                  • FireIced
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    2
                    ·
                    3 days ago

                    I think you got the wrong video there haha

      • vala@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        Idk man the Godzilla watch in the other comment got hands.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      4 days ago

      What if they’re 25?

      • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        4 days ago

        Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

        • FireIced
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          4 days ago

          You must be good at tryNotToGoToPrison%

      • zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        Then OK boomer is even better.

      • Fushuan [he/him]@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        4 days ago

        Uuuh… ok?.. Weirdo…

    • obnomus@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      4 days ago

      LMFAO

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.51K users / day
  • 7.59K users / week
  • 7.69K users / month
  • 7.72K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 32.2K subscribers
  • 596 Posts
  • 4.51K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org