I cum in the shower, instead.
That’s actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.
There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.
Close, but wrong fluid 😔
If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss
I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is
This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it
Well… Yeah. Duh.
What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.
What color?
I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green
Ah, not blue then, good
Oh no, you don’t stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones
What does this mean? Genuinely asking…
I clicked that link TOTALLY expecting to see an image. It probably isn’t healthy that I’m disappointed… right?
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lol that sample sentence
Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
That’s what it’s for
