“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”

No wait I wanna change it to “I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me”

Oh no, you don’t stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones

I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin’.

No I mean you said daddy Elon and daddy musk. I’m assuming you meant Daddy Elon and Daddy Trump :-)

I think you misspoke there, lol

BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation’s highways

Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?

My parents only ever said “Drugs are bad and evil, stay away from drugs, they are no laughing matter. Understand? Good. Now let’s watch this Cheech and Chong movie.”