BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation’s highways
Bits of stained stainless steel everywhere.
And unidentified charred remains…
cybertruck forming a blockade by breaking down around trump.
Streets littered with blown up cyber trucks. Government may soon be aware of the revolt and launch a counteroffensive.
No need. They will self-destruct in 5…4…3…
the charcuterie panels are flying everywhere slicing things as they go.
The hotel is fine
The truck blew up before it could reach the tower.
There was some dirt on the road, making the cybertuck uncontrollable.
They haven’t sold enough Incel Caminos to even make a convoy
Miles of the most angry archetype of white dads broken down waiting for the same single Tesla charger within 50 miles. I wonder if it’ll hit harder if there’s no engine bay to pretend they’re working on while the tow truck is on the way?
Oh we’re doing Elon Prigozhin crossovers now? :D
Let’s see if it ends in this then
What’s that he’s pointing at, a drone?
Original for context… Yes, it’s supposed to be a missile
a missile headed his way. you’re looking at it head-on, with black stabilizers, and the white tail is the smoke trail from being launched from the ground
what the hell is the red blob sticking out from the side then? If you’re looking at it head on it can’t be the thruster…
The rocket plume. It’s cartoonized
No that would be obstructed by the rocket body in a head-on front view, definitely not sticking out at a 90 degree angle like that
Yeah, it’s the rocket plume. It’s just a bad illustration.
is this pic another instance of Elon trying to fit in with the geek and nerd community
No this is the result of tech bros with too much AI on their hands
Guilty as charged. In my defense usually all my shitposts are organic and hand made ;)
In this instance I just had my phone at hand and no proper GIMP/Photoshop style app available
This is what ai should be used for
