• rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    3 days ago

    Macro penis* when in use, micro penis when not in use. Next level “grower, not shower”.

    *or whatever’s my partner’s preference. I hear massive penises aren’t actually that popular with most people who are on the receiving end.

    • ramble81@lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      Mine literally goes from non-existent to 6” and change. I consider it a superpower.

        • ramble81@lemm.ee
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          3 days ago

          lol. I mean I could show you a random picture of my penis, but when flaccid it literally it almost inline with my sac with the tip just barely peeking out. I was a bit self conscious about it, but when I get hard, it’s out there nice and normal.

  • cholesterol@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Never thought about how ‘shapeshifting’ always assumes volume- and mass-shifting as well.

    There’s stuff in there like shapeshifting into a hawk and then your legs break, because the bone diameter/mass-ratio is too small.

  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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    3 days ago

    Seems like turning that might be painful unless you carry a turning stick and just use the penis-keys for pushing the pins (or turning discs, or aligning wafers, etc). Also couldn’t replace keys for magnetic locks unless you also added magnets to your body. But if you could shapeshift at will, you could just learn to lockpick any basic pin tumbler lock extremely quickly probably.