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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

It do be though and I'm a slut

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It do be though and I'm a slut

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Rare insults@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.

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      IIRC the actual number is 95%

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      As a gay hoe, can confirm

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        As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"… Can confirm I thought it wasn’t very big until every single partner I’ve ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they’ve personally seen. I didn’t believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷

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          I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.

          I think I have Schrödinger’s dick.

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            Not in my case so I’ve begun to believe

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          6.5" and I’ve heard that a few times. I just always assumed they were being nice.

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          The part that sucks is when you’re too big. You have to be careful to not bottom out, and, in my case, can’t usually have sex 2 days in a row because it causes her pain.

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            I hope you find your ms. deep dish

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              I hope things work out with his ms. deep dish.

              Didn’t work out with “mine” and it just makes it that much harder to stay aware of how hard/deep you’re going with future partners when somewhere in the back of your mind is the experience when you didn’t have to.

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                https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings

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                  Tried and didn’t like em at all. Really a bummer

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            Dick bumpers are a thing.

            https://thepelvicpeople.com/collections/all-products/products/ohnut-depth-limiting-rings

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              your wipes must be fabulous.

              I do worry about the gritty aspect.

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            Been there with most partners but there are some out there

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      I’m short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.

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        You have an enormous vision problem?

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          Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!

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            It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole

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