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seaQueue@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 天前

Improvised birth contrule

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Improvised birth contrule

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seaQueue@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 天前
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    19 天前

    No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.

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      No, that’s an IED. You’re thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren’t discriminated against.

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        No, that’s DEI, you’re thinking of a desktop application for software development

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          No, that’s an IDE, you’re thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.

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            No, that’s an EDU. You’re thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.

            • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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              No, that’s UDF. You’re thinking of the convenience store manager from the Simpsons.

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                No, that’s Apu. You’re thinking of the monkey from Aladdin.

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                  No that’s Abu. You’re thinking of that alien dude that eats cats.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      19 天前

      improvise unexploded device.

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    19 天前

    Improvised Uterine Device

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      deleted by creator

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    Hah. I think this is pretty good.

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      Pick a vowel, any vowel - they’re all the same…

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    At least he got blown

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    19 天前

    If you’re gonna be my lover, you’d best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.

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