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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

Anon has a false alarm

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Anon has a false alarm

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  • Lemmchen@feddit.org
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    8 days ago

    Still the best that could realistically happen.

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      True. I never knew, before the day i saw that older lady walking funny in front of me. She was kinda in a hurry and entered the hall of the next building. When i passed by, she was bottoms up, ejecting that shit like a merry fountain and cursing like hell.

      An unforgettable unexpected scene.

      The other one, that i didn’t see, was the guy in the mall toilet, asking a kid to go buy him some Bermudas, because he had an “accident”. The kid told everyone around and when the guy came out, he had the whole floor clapping and cheering.

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    not the strangest thing that happend on a London bridge

    • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world
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      London bridge is raining brown

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        Sad that they destroyed the original London bridge which was a living bridge. which are epic.

        you will never guess where it’s replacement is (don’t Google it)

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      I mean London Bridge is like the 5th longest bridge in the area. Based on how he’s walking from work it’s more likely Waterloo bridge.

  • glimse@lemmy.world
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    I don’t care if this is fake, the imagery is hilarious

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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    We’ve all been there

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I Think You Should Leave.

      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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        Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.

        • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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          I bet they’re still young.

    • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Actually I’ve only visited Heathrow for a layover. Never been to London Bridge!

  • lemmur@szmer.info
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    Shit happens (sometimes)

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