I know how to can food and make preserves. I’m 46 M.

Yeah, that’s the military’s job.

WTF does “brackin” mean? Also they’re an idiot for gambling money they can’t afford to loose.

If they want to liberate the city they can start by going to fucking Utah.

Also as the undiagnosed suicidally depressed kid.

If somebody does this it’s grounds for a self defense plea.

Don’t you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute!

Must be God’s will. Thoughts and prayers guys, thoughts and prayers.

Translation: they’re butthurt that somebody actually wants Democrats to be Democrats and not Republicrats.

Cooking non-spray non-stick

Sounds like you need to report Facebook to the FBI. Oh wait, Zuckerberg paid them off. We’ll I guess we’re fucked. Still.

It’s all fun and games for ICE until the people start shooting back.

I always hated that uniform shirt. Kermit is just green, so he wins by default.

This is a perfect summary of Trump’s entire personality. Destroy something beautiful and place it over with unthinking white artificial rock and a show of false patriotism.

Did he mention how long it would take? Because it’s somehow happening too slowly and way too fast at the same time.

Congratulations, masked, armed coward; you are now officially a state-sponsored terrorist.

Vendotron, please give me a Snickers bar.

Vendotron: Dispensing black licorice. Have a nice day!

Honestly, I’m about ready to lick that frog.

It’s cute that you think our civilization will live long enough for Zoomers to grow old.