“Unwanted pet” omg

What the actual…

Oh no, she staring at me

I think this was very insightful. How do you “don’t interfere with your hormones,” tho? What do we need to watch out for?

I’d have left out the fart thing, tbh

I don’t understand, a. Why is Linux using Microsoft keys?, and b. Why isn’t this a problem for Windows too?

So… a revolution, right?

Liquids don’t “simply get pee’d out”, afaik they get into your system like everything else, maybe just faster.

Say for example, you drink liquid poison, you die. Or a (hopefully) more common example, alcohol, will make it into your blood.

I’m far from an expert here, but my understanding is that calories are just energy, your body will store it for later as fat if you don’t need it.

I think there might be a CEO under my bed 😬👀

resulted in a medical episode

Yeah… wtf, don’t they have any security in place?

I hope her knee gets better

What a time to be alive

Yeah, but how are we gonna feed the CEOs then? Mine needs a new yatch every one or two years, and those are getting very expensive.

This is so cool!

Looks like a creature that’d be hunted to extintion for those crystals. They might be used to create power generators, maybe? Poor souls.

On the phone, sorry, but a CEO cheating on his wife with HR head (or something?) got caught by the kiss cam on Coldplay concert. Look up for the video, it’s gold.

I can check, what’s your password?

Take it out of the fucking corporations and kill nvidia, then we can start talking.

Can’t wait to see my wife’s face when I show her our new kubernetes node!

Wait, incest games?? What’s wrong with these people?

No way that’s real wtf