You’re in Aww, are you lost? Do I need to trap you and hand you over to the rehabbers too?

Yasss! Rebel with me!! I’ve ripped the tags off all my pillows!

I like to put king size blankets on my queen bed so that there is lots of coverage. The linen police haven’t served me a no-knock warrant yet!

Buy a full size flat sheet?

Hm, hard to choose. Cookie Monster appeals to the hedonist in me. Ernie is just a sweet loveable goof. I’m an accountant, so… Count, natch. Pulling from the larger muppetverse, Swedish Chef embodies me trying to be less perfect and embrace a gleeful “fuck it” attitude. Animal is pure unmedicated ADHD. And I have been known to have full blown Beaker freakouts.

I have a crazy long hallway and found it so hard to get a runner that I love and is long enough. I ended up going with 2. But I wish I had thought of piecing them together and had bought a third one to do so. 2 isn’t enough with the way the pattern repeats, and they don’t quite cover the entire hallway.

So I care. I’m quite impressed that you made your mega-rug a reality!

I have been saving all my leftover yarn for years until I feel like I have enough to crochet a rug with 3 or 4 strands held together. I also am saving worn out fabric like sheets and tshirts to make an eventual rag rug. I just realized over the weekend that one of these types of rugs would work very well in my camper, and I wouldn’t need a large one. I have enough scraps saved that I could make it finally!

I can not wait to be old enough for senior discount days at grocery stores, IHOP, state & national parks. I think that falls somewhere between excited-to-buy-a-rug old and test-driving-walkers old.

Are we talking a calorie bomb here or a flavor explosion?

I think I conflated red dress girl with goodbye girl, as Porrada clarified.

Are you doing the Louie CK bit? (Louie? Louis? I can’t ever keep it straight)

Where he talks about how somewhere there 100% exists a test reel of dozens of little girls trying out for the “girl in the red dress goodbye girl” part. Dozens of little girls brought or dragged by their parents to a casting call hoping to get their darling into the business. Dozens of little girls saying that line (“goodbye Jews”) emphatically, petulantly, sweetly, angrily, monotone-ly, loudly, softly…