I didn’t buy that either

Battle of Hastings 1066, birth of Charlemagne 748. Not sure on the other two, events don’t seem like they could be linked in the same way as far as years go but it could be something else.

Then I won’t touch either. I am not giving Microsoft money.

Or just bomb anyone that tries to touch it

Coming up to a decade old discord account. Still default profile picture. I sometimes forget that the default setting is to show everyone’s profile picture in the chat history, I turned that off ages ago because it just wastes space on the screen. Have had a few people tell me to set one. No.

Well no one died the first 3 times

UK water companies trying as hard as they can

Yeah, the idea is that you should have another copy that is disconnected from the main one, if you have that then you do have a backup.

So glad that I don’t have much important data, a very simple bash script backs up stuff that kinda matters (do I need that 8 year old minecraft save?) and it totals about 30GB currently.

The actually important bit is a 57kB Keepass database. Plus 50MB of compressed/encrypted data of questionable importance - literally never decrypted them other than to test it was readable, but I have been told these documents are “important” so whatever. They are there and the originals burned because I don’t want to keep a shitload of paperwork around that looks worthless to me. Got a small folder for stuff that probably should be kept like birth certificates, when that folder gets full I sort and the least important stuff is recorded digitally and physical copies destroyed.

Covid was pretty well known about by 2020, if it was in 2019 I could potentially understand.

Add flying fish to that.

Doesn’t it depend if the teleporter open a up a wormhole or used replication?

What is Tiananmen square? I tried asking on reddit and got banned.

I swear the manufacturing tolerances for molex were “fuck it, looks about right” based on some connectors I had to use.

I do

Or, maximum range.

When documentation is missing critical bits of information I don’t know if its better than nothing. Spend ages and then have to raise a ticket saying its a bug because its not working as documented, when no documentation would have just been an instant ticket raised asking how its supposed to work. Because it turns out everything was working correctly and the customer had just set something up wrong but there was no documentation covering that bit so according to what we had, all looked good.

Yes, but it should still be illegal for a company to do this. Don’t let them blame the users for accepting this bullshit. As Louis Rossmann would say, they have the mentality of a rapist.

What about links for the top few, pastebin/similar list for the rest?