Difficult with my feet.

Not after that anymore.

Clearly the cabin was also built by the museum commodore in his spare-time.

Or a favourite cave?

How many rounds around earth til un-inventing plastic?

Shatner says it all. Most fitting would be a captains log here.

Fish? You mean a water bird?

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The traveling salesmans trolley problem of Theseus if you try to find out first how to get everywhere efficiently.

Next stop, some lemmy eyebleach community.

Plot twist: They just forgot their toe tags.

Das erinnert an die alten LucasArts Indy Spiele:
Benutze Kiste mit Merz
“Das klappt so nicht”

Ah yes, the toe remote still works, also for laptops and without even changing batteries.

alias bro=‘man’

Yes. Good old Angus MacGyver in action. As I remember, he did it as a distraction for security.