Humans can survive for months without eating

Beans

This is just Stanford in any decade

A fun game while waiting for the bus is to look at the cars and count how many have a single occupant and how many have more than one person. Why am I waiting for the bus? Because it’s stuck in traffic.

But doesn’t the parking building just scan your plates when you arrive and leave? Swipe your card for the train. Done.

Oops my career. Again.

It’s so fast!

Do they think they are using paintball guns? What’s going on?

Mud flowed up in lump’s pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He’s lump, he’s lump
He’s in my head
He’s lump, he’s lump, he’s lump
He might be dead

Unfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows

Doesn’t rooting disable a bunch of apps?

Two arms?

Yeah, to me that’s totally a glassy dps, a tanky dps, and a healer. Eating refills his mana.

I am so disappointed in my kidneys for not getting rid of this stuff for me.

Here’s a nice thread:

https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/114656110856131583

Notice how “Notification Center” is blurred for no reason?

The control center seems to be using some kind of super ellipsoids for no good reason.

Why can’t I kiss my own mouth? My tongue is right there.

I saw a screenshot and it truly is liquid ass.

Yay. Love phosphate in the crystallization experiments.

At my old job people were constantly transitioning to organisations that they had professional relationships with i.e. customers or suppliers. See if you can’t switch some of your tasks at work to interface with potential employers.

Ouch, sounds like she never got over a postpartum depression.

She can’t help you mate. I don’t know whether she wishes she hadn’t had you because she regrets inflicting the pain of existence on you or she’s just a dickhead but she can’t help you.

Because we are old. Wasn’t the Andrew Wakefield nonsense paper from 1989? Oops no, it was 1998.

Unrelated, beginning of his Wikipedia entry is to die for:

Andrew Jeremy Wakefield (born 3 September 1956[4][5][a]) is a British fraudster, anti-vaccine activist, and disgraced former physician. He was struck off the medical register for “serious professional misconduct”[8] due to his involvement in the fraudulent 1998 Lancet MMR autism study that falsely claimed a link between the measles, mumps, and rubella (MMR) vaccine and autism.