but then when the universe dies and someone comes to clean it off, all that mess will just be smeared all over something else
You mean when the vacuum cleaner comes?
‘She’s switched from Suck to Blow!’
I think context is key here. Your floor is dirty when you poop on it, but is your colon dirty when it has poop in it?
Your plate is dirty when it has left over food on it, but is it dorty while you are eating from it?
What an awful thing to read with a diarrhea.
Be thankful it’s just one diarrhea.
Ignoring context is often the key to humor.
What do you mean?
Jokes quite often rely on imperfect superficial information, precisely because thinking too much about the subject matter contradicts whatever is being said in the joke. It’s a form of artistic license.
Thank you, I was being a troll but I appreciate the explanation
It ends in compost (or it should).
In the game Warframe you have a schizophrenic ship AI who has lots of funny voice lines, he sometimes says this:
“Ordis went mad for 3 milliseconds when he realized that each time he cleans something he makes something else dirty… agh! There I go again.”
Here’s the audio:
https://mega.nz/file/GJoHgaCZ#9HWD48-h-HuVWdxEsX6WSJ_P9jNwZ0FMp4OMPtoGLO4
This explains why I don’t clean. I will clean my room later then because of this.
To reduce entropy at one place (make it ordered), it has to increase at another place.
This whole universe is rigged! lol
edit: typo
The secret is to clean a big thing by dirtying a little thing.
New enemy acquired: people who use “smth”
shaking my tiny head