As much as I recoil from it, blood sausage is a thing.

I mean I guess that’s why he punched the dog, ran onto the highway at 70mph and stole his truck.

#justbardthings

Our public education does not allow us to look at maps outside of America. This shape is strange and terrifying to me.

Based

Not quite, I’m related to someone in my States guard and they focus more on humanitarian efforts and disaster response but they are trained as a militia and under the governor’s command separate from the national guard

Bahahaha.

Easiest one ever, ship of thesius here I come!

My bones… Dust in the wind…